It was the night before Halloween. All was quiet in the house. Maybe too quiet? To protect the innocent: names will not be mentioned and faces are not shown. Wife/Mother was taking a shower to get ready for a party. Her husband/child's father was snuggling with their little one on the couch. Wife, after her shower, hears loud words (that cannot be written on this blog) coming from downstairs. Wife runs downstairs and discovers that said Husband had dozed off, sneaky child snuck off the couch, took BLACK NAILPOLISH that her mother had left on a table within her reach and ran into the kitchen for a heck of a good time. This child took this black costume nailpolish and covered (with her little footprints and handprints) the kitchen floor, the kitchen wall, the kitchen cupboards, the dishwasher, fridge, bathroom wall, and bathroom sink with this amazing artwork. Now, this was costume polish, so it did come off of everything (for the most part) except one kitchen wall. It could have been worse. Atleast it was costume polish which came off easier than the regular, she snuck out of the family room so it wasn't on the carpet or couches, and she didn't eat it. Needless to say, the wife/mother wasn't exactly counting her blessings as she was scrubbing the kitchen, and husband/father probably wasn't either as he scrubbed this messy baby in the bathtub. But, really...she IS only two, with the cutest little face, and really...who are these parents to deny her a little artistic expression?
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Is this the same outlook when you first discovered the incident?
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